Ben Fletch says he can't eat the sweet potato because it bears a striking resemblance to someone with a rather shapely behind bending over, and it is messing with his mind.
The potato farmer pulled it out of the ground at his farm in Kent last week and couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the frisky tatty.
Ben said: "It was hilarious. Obviously it looks like a lady bending over."
"It did make me chuckle," he added. "I showed my family and they loved it - we were all laughing for quite a while.
Ben's discovery was too hot to handle though, he added that:"We threw it away though as [we] didn't want to have to cook it."
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