Or you could've saved yourself from all of this nighttime nonsense by investing in toilet bowl night lighta.k.a. the IllumiBowl (yes, the one from Shark Tank ).
Simply attach the little white box to the edge of any toilet bowl and let the glowing contraption take it from there. Thanks to a motion-sensor and a built-in light detector, the IllumiBowl is able to turn itself on when you walk into the bathroom and eventually off.
And with just a push of a button, you can change the night light's color to any of the eight available or cycle between them all (from red to blue to pink to purpleoh my!). Party at your porcelain throne! Don't really feel like having a rager in your bathroom? Simply choose the right hue for you and adjust the brightness using the three-stage dimmer.
Now, I know what you're thinking: Given it's prime positioning near all those number 1's and number 2's , how do you clean the thing? Well, you can wipe it down using a wet wipe, a damn cloth, or "whatever you use to clean your outer bowl," according to the product's site.
Love my purchase! Toilet nightlight. Dont be a party pooper! Never miss again in the dark! #cleanfreak #toilet #toiletnightlight #illumibowl #ragertoilet #safewaydeals #igetamusedeasily @illumibowl A post shared by Matt Shaffer (@2impatient2wait) on Apr 1, 2019 at 7:30pm PDT
If you're wondering whether this gadget is really worth it, just check out this Amazon review: "Gimmick??? NO WAY! Awesome."
So, folks, is it truly a win for your, as Leslie Knope calls it, whiz palace? TBD. But it's definitely...wait for it...lit.