But if you can't wait until the end of the season to discover which of your faves end up together, notorious Bachelor blogger Reality Steve has the scoop on all the new couples, fights, and epic crying fits that are going down.
A disclaimer: Steve has been spoiling the Bachelor franchise for many years, and he usually gets these things right. But, if Hannah's season of The Bachelorette is any indication , this is all subject to change. That said: Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
WARNING: Probable spoilers for the upcoming season of Bachelor In Paradise are below. Do not keep reading if you don't want to know what's going down. You've been warned!
Here's hoping the new crop of Paradise hopefuls find love like these Bachelor success stories:
This season is going to be all about Blake Horstmann.
You may remember Blake as the runner-up from Becca Kufrin's season of The Bachelorette, and boy, has he been busy since leaving the Bachelor mansion. Per Reality Steve, we might as well just rename this whole thing The Blake Show.
Ok fine. One hint about Bachelor in Paradise. Through one week of filming, its the Blake Horstmann Show and its not even close. Nor is it good. - RealitySteve (@RealitySteve) June 13, 2019
Long story short, Blake got pretttyyyy friendly with fellow Paradise cast members Tayshia Adams, Caelynn Miller-Keyes, Hannah Godwin (all from Colton Underwood's season), AND Kristina Schulman (from Nick Viall's season) earlier this spring, according to Steve . When the crew all gets down to Mexico, Blake asks Tayshia on a date. Then Kristina asks Blake on a date. And so...it begins.
View this post on Instagram We are only 16 days into 2019 and Im like... A post shared by Blake Horstmann (@balockaye.h) on Jan 16, 2019 at 5:30pm PST
Tayshia, Caelynn, Kristina, and Hannah G. will call Blake on his B.S.
I mean, wouldn't you? When the girls all meet up and figure out they've been in a love hexagon long before touching down in Paradise, things go south for Blake pretty quickly, Steve reports . Apparently, Caelynn and Blake will get into a screaming match on the beach, because this girl is Not. Here. For. Any. Of. It. (Nor should she be!)
View this post on Instagram When in Vietnam #thebachelor A post shared by TAYSHIA ADAMS (@tayshiaaa) on Feb 12, 2019 at 8:08pm PST
Things at least seem to be going well for Hannah G. so far.
Full disclosure, there's still a week left in filming, so anything can happen. But if Reality Steve is to be believed, fan favorite Hannah G. seems to be getting along pretty great with Dylan Barbour (from the other Hannah's season of The Bachelorette).
View this post on Instagram this weekend it was my turn to give out the roses happy belated mothers day to the most important woman in my life. I couldnt have asked for a better role model. so glad I was able to spend the weekend celebrating with you-love you momma B! @cassbarbour1 A post shared by Dylan Barbour (@dylanbarbour) on May 14, 2019 at 4:03pm PDT
They've been cozying up since day one on the show-even though Blake told the other three girls he only really wants to pursue Hannah in Paradise. Whew, are you keeping up? Good.
Paradise alums Krystal Nielson and Chris Randone will tie the knot.
Okay, this isn't really a spoiler because it's already out there that the two former villains-turned-Bachelor In Paradise season 5 lovebirds were married last week. But if you had any doubts about where and when the nuptials took place, look no further than the beaches of Paradise, where Glitter and the Goose returned to make it official during season 6.
View this post on Instagram WERE MARRIED!!! A post shared by Krystal Nielson (@coachkrystal_) on Jun 17, 2019 at 9:01am PDT
It's proof that, yes, people actually find love in this crazy place-and just might inspire a few of the current cast members to put a Neil Lane ring on it when this whole thing wraps up.