And while it would be rational to believe that humanity's salvation may be delivered by a marquee Avenger like Captain America, Iron Man or Thor, there's one pint-size, second-tier hero getting big-time attention online: Ant-Man.

Where is Thanos-a seemingly unbeatable foe who can disintegrate half of all life in the universe-most vulnerable? His big, purple butthole, of course!

A fan theory that originated on Reddit posits that Ant-Man, with his ability to shrink down to be teeny-tiny, could easily slip into Thanos' rectum and defeat the Mad Titan from the inside. That Thanos could meet his (rear) end thanks to some sneaky butt maneuvering has taken on a life of its own, with over 37,000 fans signing a Brazilian petition that simply asks Marvel to let Ant-Man crawl up into the intergalactic despot's purple ass.

The biggest blessing (or curse) that "Thanus" wish fulfillment has wrought upon the internet has been memes on memes, and we've mercifully rounded up the best for you so your browser history isn't littered with iterations of "Thanos ass."

ThanDiesel:

Thanos when Ant-Man dives inside his ass. pic.twitter.com/mcxeqB1mzq - christypebeat (@christypebeat) March 23, 2019

To Infinity and Beyond (Thanos' butt):

no one: Reddit: ANTMAN IN THANOSS ASS! pic.twitter.com/dN0SbpALCP - a ball of anger (@shitesangiggles) March 21, 2019

Hotline Butt:

View this post on Instagram A post shared by @lokiandavengers on Mar 29, 2019 at 3:52am PDT

It's Always Sunny (in Thanos' butt):

ant-man going up thanos ass to grow inside him pic.twitter.com/l0FD8VDjT0 - tina (@tesseractina) March 24, 2019

Than-urkey:

View this post on Instagram Thanos gonna get his holes resized #thanosmemes #thanosass A post shared by Biggy Smalz (@moto_moto_smokes) on Mar 28, 2019 at 11:10am PDT

Hellooooooo:

thanos when small ant man crawls up his ass pic.twitter.com/B7gO2mRvvC - han yolo (@guyllenhaals) March 27, 2019

Sick Burn:

View this post on Instagram #avengersendgame #avengersinfinitywar #avengersmemes #antman #thanos #thanosmemes #thanosass #hotsauce #avengethefallen A post shared by Paul D Mueller (@pmuellerjr) on Mar 27, 2019 at 12:42pm PDT

Butt Tunnel:

View this post on Instagram Avance exclusivo de Avengers: Endgame #avengers #endgame #infinitywar #infinitygauntlet #thanos #antman #thanosass #meme #vengadores NPTH A post shared by World Best Gamers (@worldbestgamers) on Mar 23, 2019 at 3:58pm PDT

Brolin:

View this post on Instagram The tension around what Endgame is going to bring. I can feel it, as you can see. Can you? #tbt #thanosmarketingpush #flushanantman #50percenthernia APRIL 26th #repost @joshbrolin @goldsgym @justindlovato @marvelstudios A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on Mar 28, 2019 at 3:49pm PDT

Disappointed Stan:

View this post on Instagram . . . . . *nodisrespectintended* . . . #antman #thanosass #endgame #marvel #avengersmemes #thanosmemes A post shared by 50gag (@fifty_shades_of_memes_macha) on Mar 23, 2019 at 6:13am PDT

Assembly Spider-Man:

View this post on Instagram That means its cannon bois . . . . . . . . . . . . . #thanosmemes #thanos #antmanmemes #thanosass #dankmemes #memes #spidermanmemes #marvelmemes #twitterquotes #twittermemes #toes #thanostoes #drstrange #canon #antmaninthanosbutt #gocrazygostupid #fortnite #apexlegends A post shared by Ace (@theendoflifee) on Mar 25, 2019 at 8:12pm PDT

SpongeButt SquarePants:

View this post on Instagram Alrighty bois Im jumping on the wagon here. And Im loving the ride! #infinitywar #avengers #dank #dankmeme #lol #meme #sickomode #antman #thanosass #thanos #endgame #letsdothis #nike #football A post shared by the old me (@jaso_cena) on Mar 27, 2019 at 10:33pm PDT

Oh Yeah?

If Ant-Man doesn't crawl up Thanos' ass and explode out like the Kool-Aid Man what even was the point of the past 11 years of #MCU ? - Jared S. Heth (@jaredsheth) March 29, 2019

Tag Team:

View this post on Instagram Huh #dankmemes #dank #thanosass A post shared by Memeifier (@memeifier6) on Mar 25, 2019 at 2:06pm PDT

Alternate Entry:

broke: ant man goes up thanos' ass and grows to defeat him woke: ant man goes up thanos' urethra and into his nuts and grows to defeat him - zoey (@zowalt) March 27, 2019

J.K. LOL:

View this post on Instagram I'm really hyped to see what Thanos's ass would look like from the inside . . . . #marvel #avengers #ass #thanos #thanosass #antman #ant #man #thanosmeme #meme #memes #funny #newavengers #spiderman #tonystark #ironman #peterparker #destroyerofworlds A post shared by Bajleed The Meme Plug (@bajleed) on Mar 22, 2019 at 2:54am PDT

Poetry:

roses are red green is the grass ant-man will crawl into Thanos' ass - Caroline (@CarolinesFarts) March 28, 2019

Back It Up:

View this post on Instagram I want to be ant man but only some of me will expand inside Thanos A post shared by Pepe (@bugggedmemes) on Mar 20, 2019 at 1:28pm PDT

:

thanos when antman crawls up his ass pic.twitter.com/51gfonNOCf - PK THUNDER (@ZappBeast) March 22, 2019

Ass Ventura:

View this post on Instagram #avengers #meme #memes #endgame #avengerendgame #thanos #thanosmeme #antman #antmanmeme #thanosass #thanosthick #thicc #thick #captainmarvel A post shared by HenryElOcho (@henryelocho) on Mar 21, 2019 at 8:37pm PDT

Location, Location, Location:

Thanos ass: *exist Ant-man: pic.twitter.com/TEdHs6DTkR - El demonio de la fundicin est sobrevalorado (@ninjasaurio55) March 27, 2019