Ole Vidar Toftesund has put out a request for SPERM from Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Cristiano Ronaldo!
You read that headline right. But we are still somewhat shocked.
Maybe in a couple of decades from now, the chant, ‘We all dream of a team of [insert player]’ can come true thanks to this man…
Ole Vidar Toftesund, coach of Nordstranda in north Norway, has a plan to get his team up the footballing ranks…
Slightly disturbing, but also fool-proof surely… All he needs is a few people to say yes and they’ll shoot right up the table.
Just a few highlights from the video, with Tofte claiming:
‘Most of my players are really bad… They are old… Some are big and fat’ . ‘I will make my team’s girlfriend’s pregnant’
‘Do you know someone who know Zlatan?’
‘Or Paul Gazza?’ (ermmm). But anyway, good luck Tofte! You’re 18 years away from a youthful squad of mini-Zlatan’s and co.