Jose Mourinho is currently available.
Forget what you read in the newspapers about a possible replacement for Manchester United when Louis van Gaal is sacked or the Portuguese is set for a return to former club Real Madrid.
As far as job offers for the former Chelsea boss is concerned, there is only one real offer that is not a rumour.
A Brazilian club that prides itself as the ‘worst team in the world’ has offered Jose Mourinho a mouthwatering contract relative to his last days at Chelsea.
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Ibis Sport Club’s offer to Jose Mourinho is a two-year deal that will see the former Inter Milan man get monthly payment of food hamper and bonuses for each game lost.
Mourinho’s wage will be increased every time Ibis Sport Club gets thrashed in a game. The Portuguese will be expected to keep the reputation of the club as a poor performing team and his contact will be terminated with immediate effect if he won a title or two consecutive games.
A losing streak for Jose Mourinho could also aid in him being awarded a contract extension.
Premier League Champions Chelsea sacked Jose Mourinho after a poor league season that saw them languishing in the bottom half of the table.