Introducing The WankBand How Watching Porn Can Solve Your 'Dumsor' Problems

If Mahama can't find a solution to the 'dumsor' problem, it seems the world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often

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The world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often and generate some energy; enter Wankband. play

The world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often and generate some energy; enter Wankband.

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We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that—shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.

If Mahama can't find a solution to the 'dumsor' problem, it seems the world's most visited porn website has found the perfect solution for men who like to stroke the monkey very often.

According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your basement door, we're sure you can persevere.

 

The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months." Coming months, indeed.

This may help Ghana, will you be getting some anytime soon?

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